364: We're we're going to town next {D: Wednesday.} Interviewer: Okay. Do you say we intend or are fixing or aim? 364: Well I'd say we are we intend to go. Interviewer: Okay. You don't say aiming to go? 364: No. Interviewer: You maybe you've heard that? Aim I've 364: #1 Oh yeah. # Interviewer: #2 heard of aiming to go. # 364: Oh yeah. Interviewer: Okay. What do children call somebody who's always running and telling on the others? 364: Tattletale. Interviewer: Mm-kay. {NW} 364: Any difference between younger and older children? Interviewer: #1 Do they all # 364: #2 Well. # Interviewer: say the same thing you think? 364: Yeah they {NS} Interviewer: #1 I've heard. # 364: #2 They're usually # Interviewer: saying that. Okay. If you want to brighten up the room for a party you have a lot of things growing in your yard you go out and? 364: Clean 'em. Clean up. Interviewer: Alright what would you well I saw {D: Nanny} came in here yesterday she'd just picked some pretty {D: days.} 364: {NS} Yellow flowers. Interviewer: Okay. Uh It's something a child might play with, what would you call that? 364: Plaything. Interviewer: Okay. Uh is there a different name for something that you'd buy or something that you'd make at home for him to play with? 364: Yeah. Um We we used to use the term store-bought or homemade. Interviewer: Mm-kay. Um You'd these are the principle parts of of the verb give you'd say that's the book you? 364: {NW} That's the way {D: that} Interviewer: From give you'd then say that's the book you? 364: #1 You # Interviewer: #2 If I had # given you a book? You'd say that's the book you? 364: You you finished. Interviewer: #1 Alright. # 364: #2 The book you finished. # Interviewer: Alright, that's or or I'll give it back when I'm finished? 364: Yeah. Interviewer: Mm-kay. 364: And I'll give it back when I'm finished. Interviewer: Uh you say I'm glad I carried my umbrella we hadn't gone half a block when it? 364: Started happening. Interviewer: Mm-kay. {NS} Do you use started to rain or commenced to rain? 364: I use began Interviewer: #1 Began. You don't use any, okay. # 364: #2 I use began to rain. # Interviewer: Uh. You'd I'd say why are you out of breath? And you'd say I? I'm out of breath because I something all the way home. 364: Um. I ran. Interviewer: Mm-kay. 364: Ran home. Interviewer: Uh if you didn't know where a man was born you might ask where does he? 364: Live. Interviewer: Or wh- well you didn't know where he was born you might ask where does he something from? 364: {NW} Interviewer: {NS} Would you say where does he come from? {NS} 364: Yeah. Interviewer: #1 Okay. # 364: #2 That's what I # where'd he come from? Interviewer: Okay. 364: Yeah that's. Where did he come from? Interviewer: If you can't get through uh the road b- uh you'd say the highway department's got their machines in and the road's all? 364: Blocked. Interviewer: Mm-kay. Uh the opposite of take it off is? 364: Uh. Patrol. Interviewer: Alright. Now if in-instead of saying take it off, the opposite is? 364: Open it, open Interviewer: #1 Alright. # 364: #2 open it. # Interviewer: Put you ever heard put it on? If you put on your clothes and then take 'em off? 364: #1 Oh. # Interviewer: #2 Okay. # 364: Undress. Interviewer: Okay. 364: Yeah I {NS} Interviewer: Uh {NS} if you're sitting with a friend not saying anything and all of a sudden he asks you what did you say you'd say why I? 364: If you're sitting with a friend? And he didn't say anything? And Interviewer: And you ask him what he said he'd say why I? 364: I haven't said anything. Interviewer: Okay. {NW} Then you'd say oh I thought you said? 364: Said something. Interviewer: Mm-kay. 364: {NW} Interviewer: {NW} Uh you say well I never heard of? 364: #1 Such. # Interviewer: #2 Such. # Okay. 364: Never heard of such. Interviewer: Uh if you've lived here all your life and somebody asked you have you lived here long you'd answer why I? 364: I've I've been here all my life. I've been here all my life. Interviewer: Mm-kay. Uh you'd say I got thrown once and I've been scared of horses ever? 364: Since. Interviewer: Mm-kay. Uh it wasn't an accident, he did it? 364: On purpose. Interviewer: Okay. Uh you'd say I don't know you'd better? 364: See him. Interviewer: Mm-kay. 364: #1 Ask him. # Interviewer: #2 Uh. # Alright good. Uh there are two little boys, you'd say those boys sure do like to? 364: Uh fight? Interviewer: Okay. {NS} Uh this kind of drawing out a knife and doing this with it, what do you call that? 364: Drawing? Interviewer: A knife and doing that with it. 364: Stabbing. Interviewer: Okay. Um if you were going to lift something like a piece of machinery up on a roof you might use pulley blocks and a rope to what? 364: Hoist it. Interviewer: Okay good. And that's all the questions that I have to ask you. #1 We can just talk # 364: #2 Well # Interviewer: #1 the rest of the time. # 364: #2 I # Interviewer: {NW} 364: I wish Interviewer: {NW} 364: I lots of #1 {D: last bedtime} # Interviewer: #2 {NW} # 364: this morn- No, last night I don't sleep much I didn't {NS} I went to bed by seven oh clock last night and I didn't go to sleep until after twelve. And I thought about always {D: question myself } {D: am I lying to myself.} Interviewer: #1 {NW} # 364: #2 {D: I said always to the man} # Interviewer: #1 {NW} # 364: #2 and I had. # Interviewer: {NW} 364: #1 I # Interviewer: #2 {D: He's about to tell all his bad jokes} # Auxiliary: #1 {NW} # Interviewer: #2 but he won't tell 'em to me. # {NW} 364: They're not bad Interviewer: {NW} 364: they're just so uh they're so appropriate and uh {NW} I I uh or gathers questions I I wish I could answer with a joke. {NW} Interviewer: Well I bet Dr. Foster would like to hear those jokes. Auxiliary: He would. 364: Oh. {NW} Interviewer: #1 Often # 364: #2 I I # this yeah. That uh {B} she would have a Interviewer: #1 Yes? # 364: #2 on a date. # Interviewer: #1 # 364: #2 # She I she and uh no, not that the keys weren't but she and uh {NS} Auxiliary: Bill. 364: Bill is a doctor one, Dr Bill Whitaker or Bill uh Auxiliary: #1 Williamson. # 364: #2 Williamson. # Uh we just joke said jokes oh they ain't bad but they #1 you # Interviewer: #2 {NW} # 364: #1 {D: bad for} # Interviewer: #2 {NW} # 364: #1 jokes. # Interviewer: #2 {NW} # I've known Louise all my life. 364: {NW} I I'd tell 'em before some women. {NS} Not uh {NS} all that to them are smutty. But its the way you take. Interviewer: I know it. 364: And the way you think. Auxiliary: {NW} 364: There's that and once I was in school. {NS} I was taking we had a teacher a bus driving teacher he had us all dress similar for a solid week and take driver lessons. And lecture to us. {NW} He got up there the first thing he said he said I've got I've got a question to ask you bus drivers. I wanna see how {D: your frame of mind.} What you're thinking. And how your mind uh reacts. So I don't want you to answer today but before the week's up I'll ask you to answer these questions. And uh he popped the questions everybody in the all of 'em said I know now, I know. {NW} Uh it wasn't smut it was the way you take it. {NW} Interviewer: #1 My husband can't # 364: #2 Uh # Interviewer: tell jokes he just ruins 'em. 364: Can't he? Auxiliary: #1 That's not good. # 364: #2 {NW} # He popped those questions and when they when he'd give the answer to 'em every one of us was surprised. Interviewer: {NW} 364: Just some nice and clean answers but every one of us had {NS} Had a mind all Interviewer: {NW} 364: dirty. {NW} Such as What is a job a man stand up to do and a woman sit down to do? Auxiliary: {NW} Looks like you're asking them. Interviewer: {NW} 364: And oh I know what Interviewer: {NW} 364: {NW} I know now you. {NW} Interviewer: #1 {NW} # Auxiliary: #2 Too funny. # 364: {NW} Wh- {NW} What is that uh a woman has only two. And a cow has four? And oh I know. {NS} Interviewer: #1 {NW} # Auxiliary: #2 {NW} # 364: And what he came up with was answers that was altogether different. Interviewer: Well I I've talking about uh my little girl asked me some of those same jokes. Auxiliary: {NW} Interviewer: And I'd forgotten the first one, but the last one I answered what I thought it was and the answer was leg. Auxiliary: #1 Leg. # 364: #2 Leg. # Auxiliary: #1 # 364: #2 # Interviewer: What is it a woman has two of 364: #1 {NW} # Interviewer: #2 and a cow has four of? # 364: Uh-huh. Interviewer: Is it #1 legs? # 364: #2 Le- # Exactly Interviewer: And I I answered like and my mind was in the wrong Auxiliary: #1 Yeah. # Interviewer: #2 place # Auxiliary: #1 {NW} # Interviewer: #2 and my answer was. # Auxiliary: #1 {NW} # Interviewer: #2 {NW} # 364: Now that #1 {NS} # Interviewer: #2 {NW} # 364: that's the way it was #1 {D: I can't hope.} # Interviewer: #2 {NW} # 364: #1 {NW} # Interviewer: #2 {NW} # 364: {NW} When he'd say that what is {NW} man stand up to do and a woman sit down to do? He said love shake your hand. Shake hands #1 A woman shake # Interviewer: #2 {NW} # 364: #1 a woman said I'll shake your hand # Interviewer: #2 {NW} # 364: #1 and a man stands up. # Interviewer: #2 {NW} # Auxiliary: #1 {NW} # Interviewer: #2 {NW} # Auxiliary: #1 # Interviewer: #2 # 364: {X} Interviewer: Well I missed that one too. {NW} 364: Oh boy we did have some fun over in that thing. {NW} Well all us knew the answer when you popped the #1 question # Interviewer: #2 {NW} # 364: all of us knew that. What is it? Interviewer: You gonna tell us the joke today? {NW} Auxiliary: {D: Take that when you camp and you go.} Interviewer: {NW} Oh. #1 Oh I # Auxiliary: #2 {X} # Interviewer: I'd have missed it too. Auxiliary: {NW} Interviewer: I took uh or Ginger went to see Paper Moon Saturday night. And its the first time she'd ever been to the movie that had an ugly word in it. Auxiliary: {NW} Interviewer: Uh when I went to pick her up she got in the car and repeated that ugly word to her and I said well that's not the first time you've ever heard it, is it? And she said first time I ever heard it at the picture #1 show. # Auxiliary: #2 {NW} # Interviewer: #1 {NW} # Auxiliary: #2 {NW} # That was something #1 new right there wasn't it? # Interviewer: #2 {NW} # Didn't deny hearing it at all. {NW} Auxiliary: How many children have you? Interviewer: Just one. Auxiliary: {D: Just enough?} Interviewer: Prettiest girl in town. Auxiliary: #1 {NW} # 364: #2 Mm-hmm. # Yeah {B} Oh wow. #1 That's that's good. # Interviewer: #2 {NW} # 364: She sure has a pretty mother #1 I don't know. # Interviewer: #2 Well thank you. # 364: #1 {NW} # Interviewer: #2 You know # Every mama thinks hers is. 364: Oh yeah. #1 Yeah. # Auxiliary: #2 {X} # 364: {NS} Uh once my daughter uh she had a she had only one child and and she brought him here. And {NS} Some other woman come up then my wife went out there and she said oh {X} {C: name} come here and look what a pretty child. Oh I ain't gonna. I got a pretty child. {NW} She wouldn't even hear him she wouldn't even look at him. {NW} {NS} Interviewer: My little girl she's gonna be thirteen next month. Auxiliary: {X} 364: Be what? Interviewer: She'll be thirteen years old next month. She's so excited at being a teenager. Auxiliary: I know. {NW} 364: Thirteen? I didn't think I thought that was your age. Interviewer: Oh well I'm just Auxiliary: {NW} Interviewer: I was just six when I had her. {NW} 364: Well I'll declare she sure is a pretty #1 child. # Interviewer: #2 Isn't she pretty? # 364: Thirteen year old {D: a lot not.} Interviewer: That's my good looking husband. 364: {NW} Interviewer: {NW} 364: Well I I I I I've I've I must say I've never seen a good looking man. Interviewer: {NW}